Thursday, July 31, 2008

我今天的悲惨遭遇

牢骚一下我今天的悲惨遭遇吧。 牙医上次说我有cavity要给我fix. 我于是今天上午去看牙,结果让我等了半个多小时。然后中年男牙医就来了,他说我有两处,要不要一起fix了,我说好省得麻烦。他拿了跟酒精棉球一样的棒棒在我嘴里左涂一下,右涂一下。我心道不好,我认出来,这是要打麻药的先兆,但是一切都太晚了。这个该死的医生就拿起注射器,恶狠狠的扎进我的牙龈深处。

好不容易过了第一关,中年女护士来了。她拿来一个橡皮膜,说这是我们的新技术,罩在你的嘴上,只露出要fix的牙,不用碰到你嘴的另外一个地方。结果套上了之后,她又拿来一个金属夹子把橡皮膜一撑,我的嘴巴就被撑的大大的,而且只能张着,更糟糕的是我的舌头被压在下面,本来就麻了,现在连动都动不了了。我咕噜咕噜想说话,那个该死的女护士说我听不明白,就拿来一个便笺和笔,我可怜巴巴的在上面写下了我的遗言 --- i cannot speak. 护士拿走了便笺便不再管我了。

快弄好的时候了,印度人打电话来。我倒是接了,可是舌头根本不管用,印度人小心翼翼地又重新报了一下他的名字,问你是不是在睡觉来着,我好不容易挤出了几个字说,i am with a dentist.

后来发现被门口的大妈charge了我170大洋。我说我不是有保险吗?她说,你的是Basic除了洗牙之外什么都不cover。奶奶的,亏了,我觉得我一年之中也就洗洗牙罢了。早知道我就上个Comprehensive 的了。回来想,下回我去挖苦一下他们:我在国内加急补了两颗牙才收我600人民币,他们在这儿做个这么简单的活却要170美金。等着瞧吧,下一步就该把病人outsource了。一些保险公司已经把病人送去国外做 medical vacation了,付了机票还狂省一大笔。

某些人说不屑于写一句话Blog。哼,有心人才把每一个灵感捕捉下来,无论是写在手背上,餐巾纸上,还是Blog上。被我驳得无话可说了罢,哈哈。

小翔的新战袍

小翔的新战袍设计的很像 .....


肚兜嘛。小肩膀过于粉嫩了吧,哈哈。

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Out There!

Our gay vice mayor addressed attendents

Listening to the speech at History Center

Listening to the Mayor

June 28th welcomes the first pride festival in our town. So i decided to pull out my camera and get a sneak peak of what is going on there, and hopefully unnoticed. Well, first i was in the wrong place. There is another cultural festival at downtown. Fortunately, the LGBT people set up a table at the cultural festival. As I started scanning the material on their table, the guy told me that the pride festival is two blocks down, like he knew what i was looking for. On the way there, i prayed that i won't be seen by any acquaintance and mentally practiced what if i am seen. "i can pretend i am there just for photography." "if i am confronted, i will just politely end the conversation without addressing the question."

Luckily, there were no serious accidents except two episodes: first, i met on the way there, an acquaintance who was accompanied by her husband. we said hello to each other without stopping. I hope she did not realize that i was heading to the pride festival (she was not). Second, i met a fellow/friend who i have suspected lesbian on site. I can tell she looked at me astonished, and probably thinking, "is he ...?". But she is much senior than me and has a record of being friendly to the young. So i am not so afraid of coming out to her, especially that she was there herself with her partner, who i thought was a women (but a second sight seemed to suggest otherwise... i cannot really be sure).

Well... the festival was really what a festival should be. I can tell people were very happy, like in a festival. I am also very thrilled to see a blend of age, gender, race, and body types.

While the festival showed a liberal side of the town. I also realized the general intolerance of homosexuality. I searched the news on the pride festival. The only two comments I saw there, "since when did being a pervert become something to be proud of?" "I'm glad I wasn't in Lexington today with my children. Their often public display of affection is disgusting." Needless to say, these moral judgments are refutable. As most fear are caused by lack of knowledge, so is homophobia. Those who have LGBT among their friends/relatives are much more comfortable with homosexuality; this is exactly why such pride events should be there -- it lets people know who we are in real life.

Two cute hotshots walked to the vice mayor


Two bears gently hold their hands

Two lesbians relaxed, moment after one danced to the music

People listened to the speech.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Mathew

He is cute and he competes in Olympics. Read his story here.


MATTHEW MITCHAM is brave enough to dive from a 10-metre platform for Olympic gold and courageous enough to do what no Australian athlete has done. ....


Months out from the Games, Mitcham has taken the courageous step of revealing his sexuality to the media for the first time, in an exclusive interview with the Herald.


Thursday, May 22, 2008

香蕉共和国

仔仔和比比在香蕉共和国的厂家直销专卖店买了几条BOXER,又可耐又新鲜。如果你还没买过花哨的BOXER,一定要试一下欧!



这不是我们买的,只是示意一下^_*

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

哀其不幸与怒其不争

我的家乡似乎流行这样一种观点,是否是孝子要看他在老人走的时候哭的动静大小。以此推广,孝子们要把葬礼搞得极其排场动情以示其孝心。老爸则认为尽孝当在老人走之前而不是走之后。

这次地震可以说是国家之不幸。但反过来通过这次事件的处理,我们可以看到我们大致上应该为国家、军队和人民感到骄傲,“喜其争”。相比之下,缅甸对风灾的应对要令人鄙视得多。我身边的很多人都捐了款。学生会甚至举办了烛光守夜活动。我跟我老妈说我捐了款,她说他们也捐的。

反过来,我不觉得大家应该在捐款或者表示同情心方面搞排场。不赞成把名流人士的捐款搞成排行榜,对捐的较少的口诛笔伐。自然了,捐多了有声誉上的好处,但是既然是捐了都应该欢迎,不应该把捐款搞成还债--少了还要受惩罚。如果你还没捐但还想捐的话,这儿有个省事的链接。你可以直接用信用卡或者Paypal付账。捐款全部去中国红十字会。http://tsinghuafoundation.org/earthquake08/index.html

在外面折腾了一个多星期,现在终于可以安安心心地回到自己的本职工作上来了。这种实实在在的感觉真好。比如说,我就可以有时间把五月的墙纸再制作一遍。

Sunday, May 4, 2008

宽宏大量的老妈大人

老妈大人为了显示其宽宏大量,兼诱骗我多透漏一些正在交往的“女朋友”的信息,就郑重其事地跟我说,我们是不会破坏你们的婚姻的,你哥哥领第一个女朋友回家的时候我就这样说,“只要是个女的,我们都喜欢”。老妈还故意把“女的”着重了音调,还变成了普通话。让我哭笑不得,心想老妈呀,您一番苦心可真是帮了倒忙了,别的要求都还好说,可是这一条怎么就瞅着那么难办呐?

然后就跟仔仔电话通报,没说两句就开始想象怎么把仔仔打扮成女的,连假胸都准备好了。